Last night, after 5 years of marriage and 9 years together, I did the unthinkable.
During a moment of innocent teasing, I managed to find myself trapped in the kitchen with the husband manning the door, ready to pounce.
He taunted me. "What are you going to do now?"
And without thinking, I turned around, shoved my ass in the air, and farted.
No, you didn't! Oh my gosh! What did he do? You are so nasty!
ReplyDeleteI know! I'm disgusting. It just kind of happened. I mean, this is coming from the girl who refuses to pee with the door open!
ReplyDeleteLogic was as startled by it as I was. Only while my surprise turned into tears of laughter, his turned into disgust and he left the room.
Guess all I need to do is fart if I want him to leave me alone.
And now we all know! BTW--I still use the bathroom in private after all these years--nothing wrong with tha.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! I could have told you to do this a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteGlad I'm not the only one. I like to keep things a *little* mysterious.
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