May 24, 2009

My Life Exposed Through a Series of Facebook Status Updates

Amaya...

- just got back from Pacific Beach where her dad was shortly stationed in the Navy.
- gets to see her Molly today!
- is getting ready to walk to the park with Treasure Island and a chair.
- is having yogurt, granola, and fresh kiwi for breakfast.
- should be in bed. Early morning at the gym tomorrow. Ah, the life of the unemployed.
- found out that her neighbor tripped over a crack in the sidewalk and fractured her jaw. Jen's life isn't so bad.
- isn't sure who is to blame for waking her up at 6 this morning, but will think of someone.
- would like The View more if they had a conservative pundit that actually made good sense.
- had a relaxing weekend with the boys.
- can't wait to be lounging at the cabin!
- wonders what the significance of Jacob reading "Everything That Rises Must Converge" is?
- needs help sifting through all of these summer course offerings.
- <3s Jemaine a little more, actually
- wonders what the big deal is with the tug boats?
- John Stossel: "the drug war is doing much more harm than the drugs"
- can't believe she's lucky enough to see Jade again this weekend!
- is disappointed that her Southwest '09 class isn't going to work out.
- went to a Tang Soo Do self defense class. Bring it, Bitches!
- feels like Uma in Pulp Fiction.
- decided to chop. You might need to click on the picture to actually see it.
- just got back from the most serene walk around Greenlake with Baby Klaire.
- wants to thank Gene for re-introducing her to Lil Wayne. You're right - he is amazing.
- is debating on whether she wants drastic change or not. Update to follow.
- was driving home from class last night when two high school guys tried to pick her up at a stop light. She laughed and laughed.
- just deleted some "friends" and didn't even need the promise of a free hamburger. If you're reading this, I must like you.
- thinks people should read Aschenputtel to their children instead of Cinderella. Those step-sisters deserve to have their eyes poked out!
- gets to play with Klaire tomorrow.
- wants so badly to be productive today. Stupid body!
- can't believe how amazing Ritz Crackers taste when recovering from the stomach flu.
- is letting the thoughts settle into place.
- says I'm o.k., but my watch sick
- is heading over to Bakery Nouveau to see Connie this morning.
- wishes Lou and Isaiah a Happy Birthday!!!
- gushed about the best mocha of her life at Caffe Ladro last week. When she woke up this morning, blurry eyed, she opened a new bag of espresso beans and learned that her husband bought them from Caffe Ladro yesterday. How cute is that?
- is wondering why Jack London relates the dog to a "wolf" and how that affects the story "To Build a Fire"?
- is heading to Pesos for brunch.
- is playing on the computer when she should be doing homework.
- can't believe she's awake this early.
- can't wait to see Brit Brit tonight!
- had a great time on the Umpqua Valley Barrel Tour!
- is so excited for Gail! Check out her picture on the NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/04/02/business/economy/economy-user-photos.html
- is starting to dislike facebook. Maybe I'm just cranky.
- is still sore from the tetanus shot on Monday.
- says finals week is making her go cross-eyed.
- misses Jade already.
- says Michael Scott makes me laugh: "call me ASAP As Possible"
- is kicking herself for not taking her test last night. Next week is gonna be a beyotch.
- has to act busy today since her husband is home.
- says stupid new fb. I think I'm writing to someone but then it shows up as my profile header.
- Happy St Patty's Day. How was the first day of tennis?
- can't believe Rita Studebaker is turning 98!
- btw - Friday would be great!!!! I'll probably be doing homework all week so that I won't have any to do while you're here. Hooray! Can't wait to see you!!! Muah
- is checking conditions on the pass.
- is making cookies and anticipating a special arrival tomorrow.
- is waiting for Tom to stop by with Klaire and some lunch.
- is excited to see Daniel.
- woke up early to watch the Jazz with her husband.
- thinks Hellboy I & II were better than she expected.
- is going to babysit The Klaire.
- is surprisingly busy in her unemployment.
- hopes she took one for the team.
- is returning to the scene of the crime today. Then going for a long run at the gym.
- thinks everything happens for a reason.
- is full of oatmeal and happy to see sunshine.
- wishes she could hug Kelly.
- now realizes why no one messes with the coffee - if you add more, you get grounds in your cup. Stupid work coffee maker.
- is going to eat an entire box of cookies for breakfast now that I've been encouraged to do it.
- is resisting the urge to eat Girl Scout Cookies for breakfast.
- is finally working now that her laptop was replaced.
- is squinting her eyes because it's too early to be working.
- is walking Greenlake with her family.
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