No, this isn't what you think... a bus didn't hit s-d intern on her way to work. (heehee)
This is my apology to the karmic gods who witnessed my tantrum earlier today. As a believer in karma, I should know better than to act so selfishly.
Maybe, just maybe, my good karma is the reason why I *didn't* get a window seat. I mean there are plenty of reasons why the window seat is less desirable than the seat I was assigned:
1) harmful UV rays
2) Relentless heat in the summer and freezing cold in the winter
3) A constant reminder that I live in Seattle and not San Diego
4) Other people making Amaya-voodoo dolls because I *did* get a window seat
5) Monitor glare (this is really just a stretch since I recently got a flat-panel monitor - which, now that I think about it might be my karmic kindness reward and I was just being naive and greedy for not appreciating that)
6) Window cleaner guys gawking at me as I patrol porn-sites (ahem, for my job! you pervs)
7) People across the courtyard won't be able to see me get a tampon out of my desk
8) Being able to take naps under my desk now
9) Being closer to my friends
10) Being closer to the stairs in case of an emergency.
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