August 01, 2006

Budweiser Girls

On our way to Lewistown, we stopped off in Spokane for dinner and were excited to see Jack & Dan's Tavern because it was owned by John Stockton's dad. (Logic being the biggest John Stockton fan in the known universe.)
We were sadly disappointed when we got there and learned the tavern was directly across the street from GU. Can you say 'meat market'? We decided to eat there anyway and have never made a worse decision. Our server seemed to be proud of her lack of initiative. Not only did she neglect tables while flirting with others, she actually left a father and son during their order to find the right table for food that she'd ordered incorrectly. (Coming off of 5 years working in restaurants I am typically very understanding. But not when you don't CARE that you suck.)
But the service was amazing in comparison to the atmosphere. Toward the end of our meal, we were welcomed by 2 Budweiser Girls. They made Hooter's waitstaff look like wholesome Quakers. White stilettos, red daisy-dukes, white wife-beaters and bleached-so-much-that-the-slightest-breeze-would-break-their-follicles blonde hair. They nearly gave one man a lapdance and spent the majority of their stay in "pout position".
But always the optimist, I chose to consider this an example of how absurdly wrong citysearch.com can be when rating restaurants.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK - I'm old. What's "pout position," dare I ask?

Amaya said...

Pout position is when a girl is trying to flirt and she flicks her hair and poses while pouting.